‘Surrealistic’ is a stupid word. Why? Because it used to not be a word until some lazy-ass undergrad had to go and get an ego and try to impress some random cheap sorority trollop into noticing how smart he can pretend to be. Then innocent people overheard him utter this verbal abortion in public and became the unwitting vessels of a contagion.
This contagion is called ‘popular usage’. Now this word is in the dictionary. Thanks.
We’ll use that as a half-assed segue to this next paragraph. We ran a story at work a few days ago about these breeder assholes that are holding off/pre-emptively inducing labor because of a goofy goddamn superstition. It’s those nutty Church-people of course, letting their dogma pee all over the furniture again. Nevermind the fact that the concept of time and the Roman calendar both have anthropic origins. Nevermind that the very idea of endangering a fetus should clash with their militant, strict support of the pro-life philosophy. It’s just that bullshit like this should be a resounding klaxon of ‘What The Fuck’ to any marginally-adjusted human about the kind of person that we, as a society that operates by self-appointed laws that are (I assume) created to protect the sanctity of life as a whole, allow to spawn repeatedly. Fools, simply put, make more fools.
Listen up, loonies: Why don’t you just sit back, let nature take it’s course, and then as soon as the little shit factory pops out, drop it in the bathtub a few times? You see the logic, right? What good is an anti-christ if he doesn’t know that he’s the anti-christ? You don’t have to pay any extra medical fees, you can still make your scheduled delivery and your offspring still won’t be engaging in any, uh, ‘anti-christing’ behavior. And besides that, if you held off the natural process of birth and waited a day, the chances of you ending up with a Fudd were going to balloon, regardless. Either way, he won’t be hurting anybody… unlike you. You baby-dropper, you.
This isn’t like stepping over a crack in the sidewalk, you fucking hoggits.
